Virginia Penta
Nude

Virginia only managed to make her way into the warm glow of the Skinema but one time. It was a starring role but unfortunately, it was in the Troma production Stuck On You. In it, she plays half of a couple engaged in a palimony suit who are visited by the archangel Gabriel who is trying to win his way back into heaven by helping them work things out. In a very It’s a Wonderful Life-type of way, the film traces their relationship through a series of flashbacks to “happier” times, such as when they needed to call a tow truck to get Virginia’s all-too-tight jeans on… Yes, it’s just that dramatic. Naturally, the film’s title refers directly to a scene where Virginia and Mark Mikulski are body painting each other and accidentally super-glue themselves together, resulting in the hilarious situation of having to hop around together on their way to the hospital. Ordinarily, that would only be “hee-hee” funny but it automatically qualifies for “ha-ha” funny simply because Virginia’s bulbous breasts, albeit covered in paint, are plainly visible for the entirety of the sequence.